at a horror movie
  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)


collegehumor:

What was going ON in that decade? Wouldn’t it be awesome if literally any of us could go back to 1982 and just instantly be more attractive than everyone and become revered movie stars / models / successful post-punk new-wave bands? And we’d get to rub elbows / have sex with the other most attractive people in the decade, namely Prince, Kelly LeBrock in the movie Weird Science, and that’s it! Just those two.

Finish reading 10 Dumb Things I’d Actually Use Time Travel For

partickstump:

i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)

(Source: xaviercharles)

I need a hug or an orgasm.
(via hefuckin)

(Source: mein-mann)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt