What time is it?
Time to get the fuck outta here
No I love these
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes